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Old Oct 24, 2005, 11:29 PM // 23:29   #301
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*takes a guiness, drinks it and smacks it behind skullcraker head*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 11:33 PM // 23:33   #302
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*take a chair and smash it over Halmyr head than beat him with glass bottles*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 11:35 PM // 23:35   #303
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"drooling over the last crown and coke orders another double with a slice of lime then plays some trivium on the juke box renurns to chair to ponder the meaning of limes"
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 11:38 PM // 23:38   #304
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*take lemon and squeze it in skullcraker eye. then take's his sword and cuts his head off*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 11:47 PM // 23:47   #305
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*steals nebucanezer's coke and downs it, smashes it on halmyr's head, takes skullcracker's head and bashes halmyr again, then takes skullcracker's sword and prepares to Final Thrust*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 11:50 PM // 23:50   #306
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Quote:
Originally Posted by purrfect
*takes out a gas mask*
*go to the bartender and get a glass of coke*
*sits down on a chair and watch everyone fainting*
*Sits in a chair near purrfect*

"Hey, di,did'y'know IIII was a umm, eh AH! A copter when I wuus liltlel! And my cat had a shi,shirt AH ashust like yers!"

*Falls over as all the girls that were kissed tie me to the floor*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 11:59 PM // 23:59   #307
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*sits near bartender
*asks for a cold glas of milk and asks for my blanky
*asting like this i steal soemones shot gun becuase i look so cute
*orders a strawberry margerita after drinking milk
*thus shooting Skulkcrasher in the thigh then the head
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:00 AM // 00:00   #308
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*Goes around and KISSES every girl in the room*
*shocks him with a taser for a long period of time*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:02 AM // 00:02   #309
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kisses Avari on the cheek cuz im only 11
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:04 AM // 00:04   #310
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*run up to Avari Zi and hug her, than beat everyone in the bar.. and smack another Guiness bottle over Halmyr's head*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:10 AM // 00:10   #311
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*stops Skulkcrasher from hugging Avari and uses hundred and apply poison on Skulkcrasher and uses Iris from Goldensun 2 on Halmyr.So 100stabs with poison and Halmyr is ashes now!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:11 AM // 00:11   #312
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*goes up to sirskullcrasher*
*pulls out sword and shield*
*gets into fighting stance*
*Says to skullcrasher"fight me ya panzy"!!*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:12 AM // 00:12   #313
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*kick Link down low than take his shield and use shield bash! onto Link's head*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:12 AM // 00:12   #314
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*uses Iris and Castastrophe and Eviscerate and Hundred Blades on LInk to get him away and says hi to Avari.*
*Eviscerates,Hundred Blades, and throws a bomb at SKulkcrasher to make him die
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:14 AM // 00:14   #315
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*throw some plasma grenade on Ruoenkruez Tudor, than shock him with my taser gun*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:14 AM // 00:14   #316
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*rolls away from shield*
*pulls out deku shield* Ha I got another!!
*swings at skullcrasher, he ducks*
*goes low and slices skullcrashers legs, he drops hyrulian shield*
*picks up shield*
Its only a flesh wound now keep fighting!!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:15 AM // 00:15   #317
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*Ferverently hopes that none of the bar's occupants ever reproduce*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:16 AM // 00:16   #318
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*get a chainsaw, cut through Deku Shield, take out a sledgehammer, crushing blow, devasting hammer, and skulk bash right into Link's head*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:19 AM // 00:19   #319
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*coughs a bit and steals purrfect's gas mask*
*orders a scotch and watches link and skullcrasher fight*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:21 AM // 00:21   #320
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*orders a scotch and watches skullcrasher and link battle*
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